Now I’m back home. I’m recuperating. My owners read something called “the instructions” and as far as I can tell, this is something that Dr. B gave them when I was being discharged from the hospital. The “instructions” rest on the kitchen counter, next to a brown bag that they also brought home from the [...]

In the hospital, I had my own emergency care doctor, Dr. B. I also had my own dentist! Boy, I felt special. Everybody loved me, and I loved them. When I was in the Critical Care Unit, lots of people were congratulating Dr. B on what a wonderful patient he had. He took pride in [...]

The tunnel, my masterpiece of engineering, is still there in the backyard. However, now I have three broken toes and an ankle that is broken in numerous places. I have also lost three teeth. My leg is in a splint and I am not allowed to leave our living room or walk around our home. [...]